Lately, I’ve been getting junk emails inviting me to Trump’s inauguration. Just make a contribution, and I’ll be entered into a drawing for an invitation to come to Washington, with my airfare and hotel stay covered.

For one thing, since this is from Trumpworld, I have no confidence that they’re actually going to give anything to any lucky winner. For another, if I wanted to attend the inauguration, I could spend the night in my own apartment, and take the subway into DC.